Monday, September 13, 2010

School school school and work work work

What is going on? I want to be done with all this schooling, become a nurse and move back home to the city. I hate feeling like there's nowhere for me to go and being trapped in school. I just want to be a nurse already and work; no more school!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

So it turns out the hot black girl down the hall....

Is a virgin also!! What the fuck?! She's 17, cute, amazing ass and a horrible kisser. We were fucking around tonight(about 45 minutes ago to be exact) and she was like "let's have sex" I was like, "alright let's go!" So I go and put little Eddy Rocket in and i can only get my head in and she's like "ouuuccchhh! oh my god it feels like a pap smear!! Take it out!" I was like "what's the problem? Are you alright?" She tells me she's a fucking virgin and she can't take little Eddy Rocket. At this point I'm like, OK sweetie, let's try again. I line myself up and push and she's like, "This isn't going to work, it's too big." Packs her shit up and goes home. I was left home with a hard-on and nothing to show for it. Fuck my life and virgins.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Broke up with my girl

But this hot black chick moved in down the hall and I've totally been hooking up with her since she moved in. Life is great.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Talk to me, introduce yourselves!

Go on, I don't bite! I'd love to follow you!

Wonderful day

I went to food lion and dollar general today...bought some fabric softener,detergent, bleach and some old spice body wash, and some milk and whole wheat bread. All that shit came to about 45$, fucking robbery.

So I broke up withg my girlfriend on Sunday...

And we're back together today...all because I want to pop her fucking cherry. Friday night I was at her place fooling around and she was like "only if we were together I'd let you put it in" I was like FUUUUUUUUUUU, so now we're back together and operation popping of the cherry will be underway.

Hey /b/ros...